<<silently>><<set $NumYouClicks2 = $NumYouClicks2 + 1>><<endsilently>><<display frame>>

<<silently>><<set $NumYouClicks3 = $NumYouClicks3 + 1>><<endsilently>><<display frame>>

<<display 'you'>> simply <<display 'cant'>>

<<silently>><<set $NumCantClicks3 = $NumCantClicks3 + 1>><<endsilently>><<display frame>>

<<silently>><<set $NumCantClicks1 = $NumCantClicks1 + 1>><<endsilently>><<display frame>>

<<silently>><<set $NumYouClicks1 = 0>>\n<<set $NumYouClicks2 = 0>>\n<<set $NumYouClicks3 = 0>>\n\n<<set $NumCantClicks1 = 0>>\n<<set $NumCantClicks2 = 0>>\n<<set $NumCantClicks3 = 0>><<endsilently>>[[You cannot|frame]].

<<if $NumCantClicks1 eq 0>> [[cannot|cantclick]].<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks1 eq 1>> cannot [[take|cantclick]] <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 0>> [[this|cantclick3]].<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 1>> this [[Mountain Dew|cantclick3]].<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 2>> this complimentary [[Mountain Dew|cantclick3]].<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 3>> this complimentary Mountain Dew before [[anyone|cantclick3]] shows up.<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 4>> this complimentary Mountain Dew before anyone who was actually invited shows up.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks1 eq 2>> cannot [[take|cantclick]] <<if $NumCantClicks2 eq 0>> [[more|cantclick2]] of <<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks2 eq 1>> much more of <<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 0>> [[this|cantclick3]].<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 1>> this [[Mountain Dew|cantclick3]].<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 2>> this complimentary [[Mountain Dew|cantclick3]].<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 3>> this complimentary Mountain Dew before [[anyone|cantclick3]] shows up.<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 4>> this complimentary Mountain Dew before anyone who was actually invited shows up.<<endif>><<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks1 eq 3>> cannot forget to take <<if $NumCantClicks2 eq 0>> [[more|cantclick2]] of <<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks2 eq 1>> much more of <<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 0>> [[this|cantclick3]].<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 1>> this [[Mountain Dew|cantclick3]].<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 2>> this complimentary [[Mountain Dew|cantclick3]].<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 3>> this complimentary Mountain Dew before [[anyone|cantclick3]] shows up.<<endif>> <<if $NumCantClicks3 eq 4>> this complimentary Mountain Dew before anyone who was actually invited shows up.<<endif>><<endif>>

<<silently>><<set $NumYouClicks1 = $NumYouClicks1 + 1>><<endsilently>><<display frame>>

You simply cannot.

<<if $NumYouClicks1 eq 0>> [[You|youclick]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks1 eq 1>> You, the [[leader|youclick]], <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks1 eq 2>> You, the [[leader|youclick]] of <<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 0>> the [[world|youclick3]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 1>> the world[['s largest WoW clan|youclick3]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 2>> the world's largest WoW clan[['s fan club|youclick3]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 3>> the world's largest WoW clan's [[official|youclick3]] fan club <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 4>> the world's largest WoW clan's unofficial fan club <<endif>>,<<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks1 eq 3>> You, the [[respected leader|youclick]] of <<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 0>> the [[world|youclick3]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 1>> the world[['s largest WoW clan|youclick3]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 2>> the world's largest WoW clan[['s fan club|youclick3]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 3>> the world's largest WoW clan's [[official|youclick3]] fan club <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 4>> the world's largest WoW clan's unofficial fan club <<endif>>,<<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks1 eq 4>> You, <<if $NumYouClicks2 eq 0>> the [[assistant|youclick2]] to <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks2 eq 1>> the self-declared assistant to <<endif>> the [[respected leader|youclick]] of <<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 0>> the [[world|youclick3]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 1>> the world[['s largest WoW clan|youclick3]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 2>> the world's largest WoW clan[['s fan club|youclick3]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 3>> the world's largest WoW clan's [[official|youclick3]] fan club <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 4>> the world's largest WoW clan's unofficial fan club <<endif>>,<<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks1 eq 5>> You, <<if $NumYouClicks2 eq 0>> the [[assistant|youclick2]] to <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks2 eq 1>> the self-declared assistant to <<endif>> the seldom respected leader of <<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 0>> [[the world|youclick3]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 1>> the world[['s largest WoW clan|youclick3]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 2>> the world's largest WoW clan[['s fan club|youclick3]] <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 3>> the world's largest WoW clan's [[official|youclick3]] fan club <<endif>><<if $NumYouClicks3 eq 4>> the world's largest WoW clan's unofficial fan club <<endif>>,<<endif>>

by <html> <a href="https://twitter.com/ericlimer">eric limer</a> </html>

<<silently>><<set $NumCantClicks2 = $NumCantClicks2 + 1>><<endsilently>><<display frame>>